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Not... "Strange"... at all.
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I cant believe I just missed #StarTrekDay ! Hopefully, I can throw in a few belated memes for it.
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For "useful" hashtags, I highly recommend #FediTips , as well as following the accounts of @FediTips@social.growyourown.services and @feditips@a.gup.pe . They help you to master the #Fediverse and can teach you all kinds of useful stuff about it.
Bonus #DadJokes
Q: What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A: A Bloodhound.
Q: What kind of dog keeps time?
A: A Watchdog.
Q: What do you call a cold canine?
A: A Chili Dog.
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Snoop... There it is.
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Has your owner ever farted and blamed you for stinking up the room? You may be entitled to compensation.
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When giving a pill to my dog, I'm usually left with peanut butter all over my fingers-- and on some of my clothes.
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Bonus #DadJoke
Q: How many Ferengi does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It depends how much you're willing to pay.
Q: How many Klingons does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: NONE. Klingons aren't afraid of the dark.
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Sure, I’m willing to work longer hours at work-- as long as they’re lunch hours.
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My friend showed me a photo of a famous meteor crater in Arizona...
It's amazing how close it landed to the Visitor's Center.
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Bonus #DadJoke
“Knock knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“To.”
“To who?”
“Actually, it’s to whom.”
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"I before e, except after c" -- and when your foreign neighbors Keith and Heidi seize their eight counterfeit heifer sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters of average height in a heist... Weird.
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