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  • Mainstream news journalism is still on "don't speak ill of the dead", and it's hurting the discourse by making terrible people's ideas appear better than they are after they died.
    Mr Bouba Bouba ๐Ÿง„undefined Mr Bouba Bouba ๐Ÿง„

    Mainstream news journalism is still on "don't speak ill of the dead", and it's hurting the discourse by making terrible people's ideas appear better than they are after they died.

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  • You would like to take a long walk off a short...
    Mr Bouba Bouba ๐Ÿง„undefined Mr Bouba Bouba ๐Ÿง„

    You would like to take a long walk off a short...

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  • When your post reaches accounts your instance hadn't reached yet (yes these three all have proper pictures but twoot.site doesn't know that yet)
    Mr Bouba Bouba ๐Ÿง„undefined Mr Bouba Bouba ๐Ÿง„

    Oh no it's getting worse

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  • When your post reaches accounts your instance hadn't reached yet (yes these three all have proper pictures but twoot.site doesn't know that yet)
    Mr Bouba Bouba ๐Ÿง„undefined Mr Bouba Bouba ๐Ÿง„

    When your post reaches accounts your instance hadn't reached yet (yes these three all have proper pictures but twoot.site doesn't know that yet)

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  • I don't have any need to see footage of someone being fatally shot.
    Mr Bouba Bouba ๐Ÿง„undefined Mr Bouba Bouba ๐Ÿง„

    I don't have any need to see footage of someone being fatally shot.

    Tho I should make clear: Fuck Kirk, rest in piss.

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  • Fun fact VLC for Android gets confused when two albums have the same name.
    Mr Bouba Bouba ๐Ÿง„undefined Mr Bouba Bouba ๐Ÿง„

    Fun fact VLC for Android gets confused when two albums have the same name.

    Turns out I have two albums called "13" on here

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  • So how many branches of math are just called "collection of things" theory?
    Mr Bouba Bouba ๐Ÿง„undefined Mr Bouba Bouba ๐Ÿง„

    So how many branches of math are just called "collection of things" theory?

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  • Sorry to say that I am un-casting Matt Berry as me in my upcoming biopic
    Mr Bouba Bouba ๐Ÿง„undefined Mr Bouba Bouba ๐Ÿง„

    Instead I will be played by the only unproblematic actor still remaining: Sir Patrick Stewart

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  • Sorry to say that I am un-casting Matt Berry as me in my upcoming biopic
    Mr Bouba Bouba ๐Ÿง„undefined Mr Bouba Bouba ๐Ÿง„

    Sorry to say that I am un-casting Matt Berry as me in my upcoming biopic

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  • So the japanese sign language for "love" is basically stroking your beard.
    Mr Bouba Bouba ๐Ÿง„undefined Mr Bouba Bouba ๐Ÿง„

    So the japanese sign language for "love" is basically stroking your beard.

    That wouldn't make me, a beard haver, confusing at all.

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  • If you prick us, do we not bleed?
    Mr Bouba Bouba ๐Ÿง„undefined Mr Bouba Bouba ๐Ÿง„

    If you prick us, do we not bleed?

    If you ebeneezer us, do we not scrooge?

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  • Things that I know for a fact will not make me suspect you're into me:
    Mr Bouba Bouba ๐Ÿง„undefined Mr Bouba Bouba ๐Ÿง„

    Things that will make me think you might be into me: Kissing me, on the mouth, with tongue.

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  • Things that I know for a fact will not make me suspect you're into me:
    Mr Bouba Bouba ๐Ÿง„undefined Mr Bouba Bouba ๐Ÿง„

    Things that I know for a fact will not make me suspect you're into me:

    • having me lie on your lap
    • asking to hug me "for warmth" and then falling asleep
    • changing in front of me
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  • Okay I believe that should be enough for today on genitals.
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    Okay I believe that should be enough for today on genitals.

    Probably.

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  • My hottest take on common gifs is that the "That's a penis!" gif is much better reversed, where the dude exclaims "That's a penis!" and then sits down and smiles
    Mr Bouba Bouba ๐Ÿง„undefined Mr Bouba Bouba ๐Ÿง„

    My hottest take on common gifs is that the "That's a penis!" gif is much better reversed, where the dude exclaims "That's a penis!" and then sits down and smiles

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  • I need the english wikipedia article for "penis" to explain that the labels on their photo of a penis were added in post, otherwise people are going to assume that's what they look like naturally and I cannot deal with those beauty standards.
    Mr Bouba Bouba ๐Ÿง„undefined Mr Bouba Bouba ๐Ÿง„

    Alternatively I'm open to adding labels as long as they can be removed easily again, but searching for "penis-safe glue" finds, uh, nothing you would want to know

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  • I need the english wikipedia article for "penis" to explain that the labels on their photo of a penis were added in post, otherwise people are going to assume that's what they look like naturally and I cannot deal with those beauty standards.
    Mr Bouba Bouba ๐Ÿง„undefined Mr Bouba Bouba ๐Ÿง„

    I need the english wikipedia article for "penis" to explain that the labels on their photo of a penis were added in post, otherwise people are going to assume that's what they look like naturally and I cannot deal with those beauty standards.

    No, my penis does not have a little label coming out of it saying "shaft", you're gonna have to find that yourself

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  • On the one hand, politics is important.
    Mr Bouba Bouba ๐Ÿง„undefined Mr Bouba Bouba ๐Ÿง„

    On the one hand, politics is important.

    On the other, I don't think constantly farting "orange man bad" onto everyone's feeds on social media is helping

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  • Much like an oven, the C programming language can char anything
    Mr Bouba Bouba ๐Ÿง„undefined Mr Bouba Bouba ๐Ÿง„

    Much like an oven, the C programming language can char anything

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  • In contrast to many of its users, the rust programming language only has an *un*safe word
    Mr Bouba Bouba ๐Ÿง„undefined Mr Bouba Bouba ๐Ÿง„

    In contrast to many of its users, the rust programming language only has an *un*safe word

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