Unnatural causes is when a gun enthusiast dies of something other than a bullet.
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Shannon Prickett
@binder@petrous.vislae.town
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Omar (a tabby patterned kitten) is so good at catching food, we call him the Tabrador Retriever.Omar (a tabby patterned kitten) is so good at catching food, we call him the Tabrador Retriever.
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The phrase emblazoned on US coins are a mistranslation of a metallurgical mark of quality, “ingot we trust”.The phrase emblazoned on US coins are a mistranslation of a metallurgical mark of quality, “ingot we trust”.
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Thinking about the Sue Storm who outlives her husband, her brother, that rocky guy, to go on to be the Invisible Crone.Thinking about the Sue Storm who outlives her husband, her brother, that rocky guy, to go on to be the Invisible Crone. All fantastic, no longer four.
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A Green Burial is when someone dies before they’re fully ripened.A Green Burial is when someone dies before they’re fully ripened.
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A no-cook cookbook called Freeze After Reading.A no-cook cookbook called Freeze After Reading.
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Circumspect is a portmanteau of circumcision & inspector.Circumspect is a portmanteau of circumcision & inspector.
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Putting my pants on in the morning like nobody else does, five legs at a time.Putting my pants on in the morning like nobody else does, five legs at a time.
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The best way to comfort $goog in the wake of their breach is to request deletion of all of your data from their servers so they don’t worry that you’ll get hurt next time.The best way to comfort $goog in the wake of their breach is to request deletion of all of your data from their servers so they don’t worry that you’ll get hurt next time.
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Do not fall for scammers on Mastodon.Do not fall for scammers on Mastodon. Fall for me. I’m cuter.
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Mercury was the principal element in constructing hurdy-gurdies.Mercury was the principal element in constructing hurdy-gurdies. That’s why Hg is its chemical symbol.
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Fellas, is it gay to tell the truth?Fellas, is it gay to tell the truth?
After all, you’re playing it straight.
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The worst thing about X11 is needing to have seen the first ten to follow the plot.The worst thing about X11 is needing to have seen the first ten to follow the plot.
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Been listening to Juno Reactor all day today in preparation for #Monsterdon.Oh no. Wes Craven? Oh dear.
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Been listening to Juno Reactor all day today in preparation for #Monsterdon.Good, exposition delivered as a stationary text balloon, perfect.
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Been listening to Juno Reactor all day today in preparation for #Monsterdon.I guess by definition the Thing which belongs in the Swamp must perforce be the uh Swamp Thing. Yeah. Makes sense.
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Been listening to Juno Reactor all day today in preparation for #Monsterdon.Been listening to Juno Reactor all day today in preparation for #Monsterdon.
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Washing my hands w/ toothpaste so my nails don’t get cavities, either.Washing my hands w/ toothpaste so my nails don’t get cavities, either.
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Just saw two Teslas getting in to a shouting match w/o drivers around.Just saw two Teslas getting in to a shouting match w/o drivers around.
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The greatest threat to unhoused people are the housed unpeople.The greatest threat to unhoused people are the housed unpeople.