(turns out that all 4 were any gender)
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So we were at a restaurant, and I went to the hall with restrooms, and then all 4 doors had bears in clothes on them, and I was baffled trying to figure out which was which bathroom. -
So we were at a restaurant, and I went to the hall with restrooms, and then all 4 doors had bears in clothes on them, and I was baffled trying to figure out which was which bathroom.So we were at a restaurant, and I went to the hall with restrooms, and then all 4 doors had bears in clothes on them, and I was baffled trying to figure out which was which bathroom.
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Periodic reminder to anyone who builds applications:Obviously gender markers can change too (but unless you're legally required, why the fuck are you storing gender anyway you fucking creeps)
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Periodic reminder to anyone who builds applications:Periodic reminder to anyone who builds applications:
People's names and email addresses can change over time. And not just women's last names. Any part of any person's name. Build a fucking workflow that won't break everything when they do change names.
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Emotion brain: panic and worryEmotion brain: panic and worry
Logic brain: "What's up girl?"
Emotion brain: "THE VIBES ARE WRONG!!!"
Logic brain: "Okay, slow down a bit. What's wrong specifically. We can figure this out."
Emotion brain: "The. Vibes. Are. Wrong."
Logic brain: "Yes ... You said that already. What vibes? What is going on?"
Mediator brain: "Okay sisters, I can hear you all the way in the other side of the brain, what's going on?"
Logic brain: "Emotions over there has lost her shit and won't explain what or why."
Emotion brain: "THEVIBESAREWRONGTHEVIBESAREWRONG!!!"
Mediator brain: "The vibes you say? What's wrong with them."
Emotion brain: "They're wrong."
Mediator brain: "Wait, they're wrong?"
Emotion brain: "Yes, and logic is bullying me for saying so!"
Mediator brain: "Logic, why are you bullying Emotion?"
Logic: "I'm not! I just want to know what's wrong!"
Mediator: "She told you. The vibes."
Emotion: "YES! The vibes are wrong!"
Mediator: "Yeah, that sounds right. Logic, you should be nicer to your sister. She's clearly telling us something important. You need to figure out how to make the vibes better."
Logic: "WTF? I can't even with y'all. Okay guess we'll just go have a snack and lay down for a while. Will that make you happy?"
Emotion: "IDK, maybe?"
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Transfem: "Hey drug dealer, you got any E?Transfem: "Hey drug dealer, you got any E? 40mg if you got it."
"Yeah sure, I got some molly for ya"
"Molly? Why Molly?"
"You wanted E."
"Yeah, I meant Estrogen."
"ESTROGEN?!"
"Yeah, it's great stuff. Makes you feel way better about yourself."
"Yeah, but it makes you grow tits!"
"Thanks for noticing. They're pretty awesome, right?"
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An article I read years ago about the "gig economy" lives rent free in my head.An article I read years ago about the "gig economy" lives rent free in my head. Its core thesis amounted to - in many companies particularly through the 20th century, it was at least possible for someone to come in at even a low entry level job and through hard work and effort and excellence, get promotion after promotion and make their way to senior management. You could get from factory worker to become foreman to become manager to become senior manager etc.
When you're an "independent contractor" with a megacorp as a monopsony over you, and your boss is an app, there's literally zero path from labor to management no matter how good you are.
And now with AI, that trend has entered a new stage. There's going to be that much fewer pathways from entry level AI wrangler to supervisor.
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Alexa, how much time is left?Alexa, how much time is left?
You have 32 years, 7 months, 14 days, 8 hours, 12 minutes, and 43 seconds remaining
Umm... Okay ...
Alexa, how much time is left on my timer?
You won't care in 32 years, 7 months, 14 days, 8 hours, 12 minutes, and 37 seconds
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Should I do some long-form writing about the relative merits of ActivityPub and ATproto (and the ideological positions of their adherent factions), as I have been able to understand them thus far? -
Should I do some long-form writing about the relative merits of ActivityPub and ATproto (and the ideological positions of their adherent factions), as I have been able to understand them thus far?I kinda think you could make a similar argument about pretty much every single significant FOSS project, though.
https://www.linuxfoundation.org/about/members
https://www.apache.org/foundation/sponsors
https://www.debian.org/partners/Etc
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