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We made a comic about the Super Bowl.

If Jesus sees everything, that means he has to spend an eternity reading every single social media post, which sounds a lot like my idea of Hell.

I've seen a lot of religious debate on here lately, so today's Low Quality Ad is for these Disappointed Jesus pins. I've never read the Bible, and I'm 99.9% sure that most people who quote Jesus haven't either.
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CEO: We need to cut costs.

Accountant: Okay. We paid you $50 million last year. We spent $10 million on your private jet flights and luxury hotel accommodations. For some reason you are being paid $1 million for this 45 minute meeting.

CEO: I see. Who's that in the hallway?

Accountant: That's Greg. He is the only thing keeping this company from falling apart. We pay him in nickels and Grubhub gift cards.

CEO: Fire Greg.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Space Suit Patent Print. The artwork is very cool, but I'm appalled that they did not give credit to Galileo Galilei, who invented the concept for the space suit while trying to figure out a way to safely launch himself into the sun.
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Some days people get shot and the entire internet is nothing but people arguing about people getting shot. On days like that it can be refreshing to take a break and look at a dumb but lovable pigeon shirt.

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Pigeon Shirt. Big fan of this one. Pigeon. Pigeoff. Just don't tell me it's pigeout of stock. Haha I'll see myself out folks.
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We made a comic about credit scores.

Update: My cats immediately called my bluff, knocking a full glass of water off the table while making direct eye contact with me.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Cat Area Rug. I got one of these to serve as a warning to my cats, so they know what fate will befall them if they dare to disobey me.
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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for these Breaking Bad oven mitts. Did you know that Guy Fieri was originally going to play Walter White? He was fired on the first day of filming, when it immediately became apparent that Guy Fieri can't act.
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In before Trump supporters come in and say "yeah Trump might have made a pedophile card for his pedophile friend but Betty White is being weirdly mean to bananas here"

Yesterday was a VERY bad day for birthday cards, so today's Low Quality Ad is for this infinitely better one. In a world full of Donald Trumps, be a Betty White.
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Every financial advice article: If you deprive yourself of all joys in life, then you can save enough money to maintain your joyless lifestyle until you die.

Please do not try to politicize this shirt. Throwing sandwiches is not political. Banksy had never been political.

I am sick and tired of the non-stop political content on here. So tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this sandwich shirt. We might disagree on many things, but at least we all love sandwiches.
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Did you know it is called a subwoofer because it produces extremely low frequencies that can only be heard by dogs?

Today's Low Quality Ad is for the Sonos Sub Mini, on sale for 20% off.
This small subwoofer is great if you don't want your neighbors to hate you too much. They will still hate you a little because of your personality, but not due to an obnoxiously loud sound system.
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Some idiot accused me of buying fake bot followers. My followers are not bots. They are 60,000 ants that I trained to share and like my posts.

Mr. Burns is Trump's most influential policy adviser.