I can't believe I have to rewrite some software just for a shitpost

I am too tired to understand maven build files right now, PLEASE

the most dangerous phase in shitposting is when you have to ask yourself:

do I make this joke twice as funny by spending 10 times as long working on it?

I draw the line at installing a java IDE. I'm doing this in sublime, even if it isn't the best environment for java

I just thought of how I could make it another twice as funny just by spending another 5 times as long

it involves DOOM as a Service