@fluidlogic There's a Stallman shoe stop a few towns over, and I'm not even in western Serbia.

@riley I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux is in fact, Shoe/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, shoe plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning shoe system made useful by shoe laces, non-slip sole and vital system stitching comprising footwear as defined by POSIX. Many computer users run in a modified version of the shoe system every day, without realizing it.

@fluidlogic But my shoesmartphone is too small to contain a monolithic kernel! It has to run on a microkernel, or it would be a platform boot!