Bonus points if:* It's a solid wood table top just nailed or screwed instead of using S-brackets or something to allow wood movement* Is joined using very weak joints* Wood grain is in the wrong direction* The screws are dangerously close to the edge* A beautiful huge slab belonging to a giant tree is butchered to make a standard furniture* It's a jig and the clickbait title intentionally skips the jig's function.